Growing old is comparable to diving off the high-board at your community swimming pool. You start out at the bottom of the ladder as a frightened, timid child. With your parent’s encouragement you grab hold of the handrails and begin your climb. The reckless abandonment of your teenage years quickly propels you fearlessly—and sometimes foolishly—through […]

I was in an area of Toronto today that I had never been in before—an outlying suburb known as Malton. Toronto is an internationally renowned city and has a diverse and dynamic ethnicity throughout—this particular corner of the metropolis being home to thousands and thousands of East Indian, Pakistani, and Caribbean families.

It has finally come, after 20+ years, it has finally happened; I am done school forever. Now as a final ha to the joke that is the school system, I thought I’d share some tricks, cheats, cons, whatever you want to call them to try and help all those still stuck within the classroom. […]

I’m an impatient driver, there’s no doubt about it. I would have to say I got my road rage from my father who has a knack for screaming at people from the safety of his automobile. You have to ask yourself, why wouldn’t I go nuts on people? You’re in a steel structure that has […]

This is probably one of the most interestingly fucked-up things I have ever read. Basically, these people believe that whenever you have sex as a woman, or man, you must visualize as though you were having sex with Jesus. Yes, that’s right, you have to believe you are being mounted by your savior and messiah. […]

On a warm spring day in May 1998, Kip Kinkle, a fifteen-year-old boy from Springfield, Oregon, shot and killed his father and mother. The following day, he walked into his high school cafeteria and opened fire with a 9mm Glock semiautomatic pistol, killing two of his fellow students and wounding twenty-five others. Less than two […]

This was inspired by a few articles I have dabbled into that were about people posing as homeless to receive a livable salary. There have always been urban legends about street beggars driving away in their Cadillacs and Mercedes. There are numerous questions that need to be asked about the subject - how much money […]

A study was conducted at St. Louis University to reduce incidental weight loss and anorexia in elderly patients. The potential cure? THC. Yes, that’s right, the main ingredient in marijuana.

I’m certain you are aware of the recent events that occurred at Virginia Tech. And I’m sure you are aware that after times like these, America’s whistleblowers crawl out of their floral-patterned wrapped shanties to start pointing fingers. Whether it is the hamburger-spit-filled words of Michael Moore, the elongated labia of Ann Coulter, or of […]